Or the carpeted floor keeps you from hearing her at all,
Beware of the Office Monster.
For the office monster is a ferocious beast:
Stiletto daggers on her feet;
Her glazed eyes intensely stare;
Pencils stick points-out from her hair;
Tiny fangs dangle from her ears;
Her meeting-room tirades are everyone's worst fears;
You've never caught her peering into your cubicle-cell
But when her eyes bore into you, you can always tell;
Even after eating her lunch out of a yogurt cup,
She still looks ready to gobble you up.
But I must admit her arms are the scariest:
She holds enough boring files to bury your desk.
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