Monday

What a day:
 
Car got a flat
On the interstate
On the way to work.
Went to call my boss;
Phone was out of minutes.
 
O, joy.
 
Got to work, sold really well
But the customer's paycheck
Doesn't come til Friday,
So my boss'll get the commission.
 
O, yay.
 
Forfeited lunch
To find out my car
Needs new brakes, too.
And filters and struts
And shocks and stuff.
 
Happy day.
 
I can get a ride
To get my car
And my fifteen-hundred dollar bill
Two hours after my shift is done.

Lucky me.
 
Is Monday over yet?