We're Gonna Take Wo-Fat Down

Okay, just one more filksong and then I swear I'll cut it out for a bit.  This one is actually several months old, maybe even a year old (as though of you who watch Hawaii 5-0 can probably tell), I just figured I'd inflict all the fanfic poems on you at once.  And in case you can't tell, this one is to the tune of "Kung Fu Fighting".

We're gonna take Wo-Fat down
Kick his butt right outta town
Though he's the perfect villian
Soon jail's where he'll be chillin'

He's the Yakuza boss from far-away Japan

He'll stab his mentor in the back, he's really not a frien'

He's a man of few words, hardly ever says a thing

But his taser really bites and those bullets sure do sting

So we're gonna take Wo-Fat down
Kick his butt right outta town
Though he's the perfect villian
Soon jail's where he'll be chillin'

Now you won't see him on the golf course or in a restaurant

Even though his wealth and power, he's always loved to flaunt

'Cause Kono's kung-fu fighting, and Chin's got his shotgun

Jenna'll analyze, Steve'll take him down, Book Him, Danno's the only sound

 

As we take Wo-Fat down
Kick his butt right outta town
Though he's the perfect villian
Soon jail's where he'll be chillin'

Let's go take Wo-Fat down
Kick his butt right outta town

Soon justice will prevail

Then we'll let him rot in jail...